I've only been home a little over a week but have been missing Brasil ever since I left. None more so then when I first arrived back in Darwin and it really started to sink in that I'm gone. Sydney was a good distraction from reality with the sight-seeing and UFC event to watch. But once I was on that plane back to Darwin and reality sunk in, the Post Brasil (Rio de Janeiro) Trauma started to sink in too.
Post Brasil (Rio de Janeiro) TraumaI never knew it existed until I found out I had it. Symptoms include the longing for, missing or need of (in no specific order):
- training with a bajillion black belts everyday.
- Acai.
- beautiful women at beaches.
- Brasilian food.
- white sandy beaches and surf waves.
- having the option of quality training 3 or more times a day if you felt up to it.
- walking around in boardies, havianas and shirtless... like it was a uniform.
- sunny days.
- "freeballing"
- get smashed everyday in class, yet feeling you've learned something.
- speaking what Brasilian Portugues (whatever little vocabulary was available to you)
- watching the old black belts in the gym muck around like kids.
- beautiful women at the mall.
- agua de coco (coconut water).
- fresh fruit juices.
- beautiful women on the streets.
- crazy brasilian guys in the gym. Every gym has AT LEAST one crazy guy.
- people talking to you in Portuguese and nodding like you understand.
- having a roll with that one guy in the gym around your level that pushes you and makes you work.
- beautiful women in bars and nightclubs.
- caldo de cana (sugarcane juice).
- the "good" sore feeling after a good training session and the feeling of having accomplished something for the day.
- beautiful women. period.
- getting shown a cool technique from a famous jiu jitsu person.
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- getting shown a cool technique from a non-famous jiu jitsu person.
Other symptoms may also include:- Pronouncing out loud (or in your mind) all your R's as H's e.g. Raphael = Hafael, Rolls Royce = Holls Hoyce
- Saying "Descupla" instead of "Sorry"
- "Obrigado" instead of "thank you"
- Feeling the need to say "Ca rai yu" or "Porra" in every other sentence when having a banter with friends.
- Crossing a "busy" road easily and leaving your friends behind, after improving your techniques crossing the mean streets of Rio de Janeiro
Hmmm I just noticed quite a few of these symptoms could be the title of facebook groups.